10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm