10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester