10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier