10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier