10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.