10 Random Poker Quotes

There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
Fook the floosh droo!
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Why not, when some because there are three.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth