10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.