10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."