10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'