10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Those eggs smell delicious!