10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."