10 Random Poker Quotes

I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
"Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.