10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."