10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "No river, no fish."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom