10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- It's Free To Fold...
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow