10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is for loners.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss