10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fish don't eat Nutz!