10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is for loners.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.