10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.