10 Random Poker Quotes

The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
It's Free To Fold...
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05