10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "No river, no fish."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword