10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson