10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)