10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine