10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...