10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln