10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "All-in, bitches!!!"