10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson