10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22