10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.