10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.