10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus