10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."