10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss