10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "No river, no fish."
- Why not, when some because there are three.