10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.