10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack