10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant