10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.