10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "No river, no fish."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."