10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury