10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.