10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.