10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth