10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts