10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22