10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.