10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.