10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.