10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --